Voice acting for ‘Go The Fuck To Sleep’ (avatar edition) Sorry about the screw up at the end :s
The Fire Lord is four days away now.
We’ll hide here in this field with these sheep.
We’re tired from flying and snug in our bedrolls.
Please, go the fuck to sleep.
At the rendezvous point, we are ready,
Surrounded by these cliffs so steep.
I’ll let you keep training this late if you swear
When you’re done, you will fucking sleep.
You woke us all up with your nonsense,
And now I have to dig you out of these leaves.
Hitting trees isn’t ‘training’. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
Just lie the fuck down, Aang, and sleep.
Toph is going to seriously kill you
If you make another god damn peep.
It’s the middle of the night and you’re still awake?
Pants and math tests, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
You pulled all of US out of dreamland
Because you think that we’re all in too deep?
Hell no, going to the bathroom won’t cost the invasion.
You know where you should go? The FUCK to SLEEP
You’re obviously stressed to your limits.
If we help you, there’s promises to keep.
I’ll help you calm down if you fucking swear
That you’ll shut the fuck up and sleep.
Wang Fire will talk out your problems —
I just hope he doesn’t dig too deep.
How is it that you can save the world at twelve
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?
Toph tried massages and acupuncture,
But both of those things made you weep.
I give up, we’re done, I hope that shit helped you
Now just two words for you, Aang: FUCKING SLEEP.
Sokka and Toph are both snoring.
Appa and Momo are piled up in a heap.
You’re awake AGAIN? I’m not having this shit.
Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.
What do you mean, you’re not sleeping until the invasion?
How the hell will you make the leap?
My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass friend.
Stop fucking with us, please, and sleep.
You’re outright hallucinating and rambling.
I’m so frustrated with you I could weep.
Sure, fine, Appa and Momo are fighting with swords.
I don’t fucking care, you’re not going to sleep
This island has little to offer,
But we make do with earthbending and sheep.
Come on, Aang, I promise, this time it’ll work.
You’re going to nod the fuck off to sleep
In the middle of the night, I look over
And see your eyes are shut, so I keep
Quiet as I watch you and smile to myself,
Thankful that you’re finally fucking asleep.
“Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?”
“I don’t see why not.”
Taang - Good Morning, Twinkletoes…, by Aurora Lynne
How about some smutty smut? I got inspired and this candy came out! Hope you like it!
SM: the hotness of auroralynne’s artwork makes me ship all kinds of pairings I would have never shipped otherwise. Exhibit A.
Love Toph’s self-satisfied smirk. Girl knows what’s up.
SM: Playful sex is adorable. I love their facial expressions.
And see? Age Kataang up a bit and they sizzle as much as any other pairing, if not more.
It was sometimes tough to take them seriously as a couple when he was a gangly twelve-year-old, though, I’ll be the first to admit. Wooo ageism.
o hey look what i found… :D
And there! I am finally done! Toph just wants to be a better mom. She knows what it’s like to be at odds with her parents. uwu If you’re watching me for this, then feel free to unfollow me because this might be the last time I post anything fanart in a long time! :D
“Still think i’m a half baked Avatar?!”
“At least you aren’t raw…”