Voice acting for ‘Go The Fuck To Sleep’ (avatar edition) Sorry about the screw up at the end :s

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The Fire Lord is four days away now.

We’ll hide here in this field with these sheep.

We’re tired from flying and snug in our bedrolls.

Please, go the fuck to sleep.

At the rendezvous point, we are ready,

Surrounded by these cliffs so steep.

I’ll let you keep training this late if you swear

When you’re done, you will fucking sleep.

You woke us all up with your nonsense,

And now I have to dig you out of these leaves.

Hitting trees isn’t ‘training’. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.

Just lie the fuck down, Aang, and sleep.

Toph is going to seriously kill you

If you make another god damn peep.

It’s the middle of the night and you’re still awake?

Pants and math tests, what the fuck? Go to sleep.

You pulled all of US out of dreamland

Because you think that we’re all in too deep?

Hell no, going to the bathroom won’t cost the invasion.

You know where you should go? The FUCK to SLEEP

You’re obviously stressed to your limits.

If we help you, there’s promises to keep.

I’ll help you calm down if you fucking swear

That you’ll shut the fuck up and sleep.

Wang Fire will talk out your problems —

I just hope he doesn’t dig too deep.

How is it that you can save the world at twelve

But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?

Toph tried massages and acupuncture,

But both of those things made you weep.

I give up, we’re done, I hope that shit helped you

Now just two words for you, Aang: FUCKING SLEEP.

Sokka and Toph are both snoring.

Appa and Momo are piled up in a heap.

You’re awake AGAIN? I’m not having this shit.

Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.

What do you mean, you’re not sleeping until the invasion?

How the hell will you make the leap?

My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass friend.

Stop fucking with us, please, and sleep.

You’re outright hallucinating and rambling.

I’m so frustrated with you I could weep.

Sure, fine, Appa and Momo are fighting with swords.

I don’t fucking care, you’re not going to sleep

This island has little to offer,

But we make do with earthbending and sheep.

Come on, Aang, I promise, this time it’ll work.

You’re going to nod the fuck off to sleep

In the middle of the night, I look over

And see your eyes are shut, so I keep

Quiet as I watch you and smile to myself,

Thankful that you’re finally fucking asleep.


masterarrowhead:

HOT LIKE MY ABS!!!

“It puts the position on it’s map, or it gets the hose again.”

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So I have a theory about Amon.

Going back to Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Aang being the good little monk that he was, not killing Ozai but instead taking his bending away. (i think you know where i’m going with this)

Anywhoo, I think Ozai somehow knocked someone up
So Ozai has another kid, and this child, grows up knowing what happened to his father and now hates all benders (especially the Avatar) 

avatar-confessions:

“I’d have liked to see Toph take on Ozai.”

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zaataronpita:

nikofag:

BUAAHHAHAHA

Awwwww.

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cosmicninja:

The LoserLord.

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lolbender:

I JUST WANT TO BE PERFECT.

Thanks for the submission!

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periscopestudio:

Ben Dewey combines his obsession with Star Wars and his love of Avatar in this mash-up montage!

couldn’t Obama just have taken away Osama’s bending? because violence is not the answer!